About Not Writing

If the purpose of my life is only to serve as a warning to others, then this blog could be my greatest gift to mankind, and especially to writers.

Writing sucks your brain right out of your head
Writing sucks your brain right out of your head. And you probably do not mind. Issac Asimov – sort of

Notwrite‘s time unproven approach to writing success is unrenowned world wide.

The approach is quite logical.

There are literally thousands of websites which will instruct you in exactly how to write. I have driven by the Google factory when they had to open the emergency vents, steam billowing out, and sound the evacuation alarms because the number of “How to write a novel”” websites was literally melting the Internet.

If you try to read that number of blogs and websites, or even the best 1% of them, your brain is sure to melt as well.

This has created an unsolvable conundrum for all the centuries the Internet has existed. Until now.

I offer you this simpler approach to writing success. I have filed for patents, so Internet pirates beware:

  1. STEP 1: Write
  2. STEP 2: Read this blog about how not to write

Step 2 is, of course, optional, but greatly appreciated.

Please feel free to leave any feedback, and you may consider that your day’s writing exercise, if necessary.

If you could quite writing, or heroin, which?